When "Keeping it Real" Goes Terribly Wrong....

Three Things "Real Americans" Can Do to Ensure Republican Victory on November 4:

1). Vote Absentee;

2). Volunteer to walk precincts for John McCain; and

3). Kick your own butt, giving yourself a black eye, carve the letter "B" in your cheek for everyone to see, and then go to the police and say a big, mean and scary Black guy did it while trying to convince you to vote for Barack Obama!

Well, one young lady has taken this advice to heart! Ashley Todd, 20-year-old college student from College Station, Texas who is a McCain campaign volunteer, made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B" scratched on her face in a politically inspired attack. Police in Pittsburgh said that Todd, who is white, told police she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

She admitted Friday that the story was false and was being charged with making a false report to police, said Maurita Bryant, the assistant chief of the police department's investigations division. Police doubted her story from the start, Bryant said.

Ya Think? Hmmm... the backwards "B" might be one big give-away... I feel sorry for her.....

What gets me is that the woman KNEW that in order to get the most attention, that she had to pump up her story by adding that a Black man beat her...... so much for race not mattering much to the younger generation....

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